The Realities And Misconceptions Of The Hair Club For Men by Nuclear Rabbit

The Realities And Misconceptions Of The Hair Club For Men

Artist: Nuclear Rabbit

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The Realities And Misconceptions Of The Hair Club For Men Lyrics & Chords By Nuclear Rabbit

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Sitting in front of the t.v. late one afternoon
Saw a man that would change my life, make my balding head rebloom
His name is mr. sperling, his good friends call him "sy"
Strand-by-strand the hair club can kiss my balding head goodbye
Minoxidil insanity
Sy sperling is reality
Strand-by-strand your hair expands
Naturally
He's a modern day jesus. a leader for the meek
Before and after, no more laughter, you too can be a sheik
Hair once gone will grow again, no one will point and stare
Sy sperling is not just the hair club president
He's also a client
Minoxidil insanity
His favor to humanity
Free you from stupidity
Indefinitely?
1-800-hair club for men

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