The Stolen Postman Lyrics & Chords By The Goons

I always get really irritated when you go out to eat, and stuff, you know. I took this girl out to eat a while back, we had a nice place. I rolled the window up and the tray fell off,...read more

I came down to the breakfast table Felt like I could die Tried so hard, but wasn't able To look you in the eye For I am feeling so much shame Yes I have brought disgrace ...read more

I've got a pal, a regular out an' outer. She's a dear old gal, an' I'll tell you all about 'er; It's many years since fust we met, Her hair was then as...read more

Lazy Moon come out soon Make my poor heart beat warmer Light the way bright as day For my sweet little charmer Shes to meet me in the lane tonight If the sky is bright and clear Oh...read more

I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go wrong did go wrong So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song I've had an absolute cunt of a day It started...read more