The Goons's lyrics & chords

The telephone The booted gorilla found The treasure of loch lomond Yehti The missing scroll What time is it eccles? Breakdown The 50 pound cure Great bank of england robbery Personal narrative The white neddie trade The nadger plague Ladies and gentlemen Scradge Confessions of a senna pod drinker Fake neddie seagoon The silver doubloons The bridge on the river wye The bbc presents vintage goons Eight to life Friends and lovers Two plus two Firefly in a jar Nation in distress White tide Never say die The chinese legs Dance with me henry Toy soldiers Human wheel Revenue machine Green umbrella Hey you Gi bill Polluted 6 ingots of ledenhall st I ate 10 snowballs that shook the world Boiled beef and carrots What family What you wanted Any old iron Stormtroopers of good faith Nothing Ozone alert Time to kill Young man Usa Self destruct Policies of shame Cats and dogs Postage paid Heavy metal And so it was Saga of the internal mountain The jet propelled guided naafi Desperate days End of the world Chemical dependency Taking back your world Dear listeners Suffering fools Following the dramatic disclosure Coming through Sweet sow Rise up It was in 1843 Little red riding hood Next morning Romantic interlude Going postal Alone in paris Max geldray Mall attack 1812? and in 1665? so much for humour Life sux Rape the dead Meanwhile unknown to seagoon On december 25th The show begins We want to get out I want it all Months went by I inspected the man closely For thirty days The rightful heir part two Their imperial majesties Austria between years 1908 and 1910 The case of dirt verus dirt Andrew timothy announces No good If i might make so bold Disguising myself as a chambermaid It started in brighton Falling in love with love Forty days they drifted Seagoon and bluebottle travelled by sea Come along min America hates its youth Did return home with the two gentleman Pink champagne Like a mighty octopus Ellinga the singer The goons on stage Plans were laid for the trapping of the gorilla Ray ellington I was in london one day Are you a roman? An audience with john browell See that bottle of water At dawn the following year Grytpype and moriarty Her majesty ned of wales Inspector seagoon Ying tong iddle i po So they waited Call minnie bannister Nobody about in the shop It was such a winters night as this I knew that in order to reach the tomb And so the isle of alassi sailed away My melancholy baby There was only one man to call in So we trudged the barren landscape By raising an overdraft at the bank of jerusalem Silence in court During the course of this mystery Rtd Leg lag That night we camped at the great zambesi falls That night i sat in my cell Aeioughh bleiough The crimes you are about to hear Bicycling rapidly to victoria Can anyone here tell me anything Moon show Mr geldray is now willing to sign autographs It was a terrible battle I dragged myself ashore on a pipe If listeners will now stand on their heads While our heroes are deciding who is strong I sit and cobble It was six hundred years ago Poor nugent dirt Eccles? major? Enter bluebottle through pipe Min and hen I was led into the presence of a bbc official Close the door The war passed into its second year Captain hairy seagoon We found him lying prostrate Three months have passed away Max geldray musical interlude For a week we tried to raise the valuable sunken westminster pie I entered a room four foot deep in water Me and my gal My very good friend the milkman says Meanwhile in shoreditch high street Moriarty and myself were searching the african desert For a hundred miles Fares please To haywards heath they rode Walls and wurlitzers And now to the rest of the b feature Jingle bell rock Through the catacombs On return to england The scene is the country home Taxi When the englishman awoke At the british passport office Now to arrange for a new westminster floating pier What have i done with my front door key? Which means cryptic ned is standing the in sahara And while ray ellington quickly changes We were forced into Let go of me man You hear that sound We were in siberia The intrepid trio ran and ran Wal? do us a favour Sally Slow coach Listeners will no doubt think it ludicrous And on that beautifully enunciated rubbish As the night wore on By nightfall i reached the grange Ze englanders haf broken through at el alamein Freak out Next morning we read the terrible news I heard you call me Cast adrift in an open boat The ink drought brought disaster in its wake The home secretary sent a warning It had been a pleasant journey And so we planned our search In the next few weeks we must have marched hundreds of miles a day Packing my three trunks Under government contract And so as night falls on the serpentine That night the tribes of the sioux confederacy Roll up bluebottle Hear that stirring music folks? Enter a short idiot Pure of heart