A Mismatch Made In Hell Lyrics & Chords By John Forster

When I was a boy of 10, I had a very best friend Ed was kind, with good intent But just a little different Oh, special Ed Mama dropped him on his head Now he's not so bright...read more

I've got a pal, a regular out an' outer. She's a dear old gal, an' I'll tell you all about 'er; It's many years since fust we met, Her hair was then as...read more

Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far I see you've met my assistant Scarface His appearance is quite disturbing But...read more

(Introduction, only on live album „Tom Lehrer revisited“, spoken:) Almost every day during the hunting season you see at least one item in the newspapers about somebody who has...read more

I got a call from my old writing partner from college, Jeff, and, you know, we're kinda drinking and talking on the phone, and he goes, "You know, I bet you that I can name a subject...read more