The Too Fat Polka Lyrics & Chords By Dick "two Ton" Baker

Oh, Julie, oh, Julie Oh, oh, oh, Julie You`ll never know How much I love her Oh, oh, oh, Julie A teenage dream That can`t come true I see you, Julie Each day as you...read more

I want to be happy I want to be gay I want to be normal in every way But a mushroom cloud hangs over my dreams It haunts my future and threatens my schemes Please, please, please...read more

Old Joe kicked the bucket, he's long gone He won't worry us from now on He lived in a place they call Moscow His number came up and he had to go Yes, old Joe's dead...read more

Oh listen to me nightmare about the atomic bomb When you hear the story, then I know you're going to want to run You're going to run, run, run back where you come from I...read more

Ever since the apple in the garden with Eve Man always foolin' with things that cause him to grieve He fool with the woman, with the Roman hot blood And he almost washed up by...read more