This Bloke Came Up To Me Lyrics & Chords By Peter Cook & Dudley Moore

Inching only towards what should be Anything resembling furtherance A standing ovation every morning Is loud and I’m hearing And seeing Either way I’m leading I am lost I am...read more

My baby's got a transistor radio She takes it everywhere we go She takes it when we go out a-walking Even to a movie show Well now, just last night, in the pale moonlight I...read more

I woke up this morning With a bad hangover And my penis was missing again This happens all the time It's detachable This comes in handy a lot of the time I can leave it...read more

H-I-T-L-E-R! Driving down the streets in the fancy car! Say H-I-T-L-E-R! Thought we d never make it but here we are! (VERSE 1) The name is A! And I m back in command! ...read more

Hello, I'm fat. Yeah, it's not easy being fat. People don't really like you. I don't understand it myself, of course. But, wherever I go whoever I bump into, They...read more