This Is A Squirrel World Lyrics & Chords By Robert Benfer

I've seen enough romantic comedies To know the end of these And if I kept a diary It'd probably read Abort! Abort! You're trouble, you're bursting my bubble You...read more

Unicorn Are u what happens when a narwhal makes sweet sweet love to a horse Sexy sexy Fish-Horse Fly through the air pooping a rainbow i bet you think that thats cute You've...read more

That rug you're standing on Took me two days to make That mug you're sipping took me 45 minutes to bake Do you think that blanket just crocheted itself Without my paws...read more

We photocopy our body parts We may wish to focus on the photocopying of our buttocks We photocopy our body parts at the office where we work Our employer does not find this...read more

No pants policy if you're dancing next to me My hair is looking greasy, haven't washed it in days But I'm still looking pretty in my faux fur beret I'm spray tan,...read more