Time For A Break Lyrics & Chords By Alexei Sayle

Well, I spent last night trying to chuck me bird, She were clinging to me leg like an old sick turd, I said your tits are too small and your legs are too short, I want a fit bird...read more

There's no song for the singer No words for the tune There's a mess in the message And a man on the moon There's no plan in the planet It's all gone berserk There's a milk...read more

Well you ain't been goin' down the pub, You ain't been playing darts, You ain't been doin' what you should, You've been hangin' out with yer tart. You've got fer get some...read more

Standing on a golf course Dressed in PVC I chanced upon a golf girl Selling cups of tea She asked me did I want one Asked me with a grin "For a threepence you can have one ...read more

Thrown like a star in my high sleep I open my eyes to take a peep To find that I was by the sea Gazing with tranquility 'Twas then when the hurdy gurdy man Came singing...read more