Ullo John Lyrics & Chords By Alexei Sayle

Just take a look over there, Is that one fit with the long dark hair? Well she's got to be a mucky tart, Her mate looks like a madman's horse. Can I have the fit one? Oh,...read more

My name is Uncle Knobby, I hang around primary schools Underneath my raincoat, I'm always totally nude I show my navel fluff collection to lots of fully-clothed men I get a full...read more

Now life can get you down And make you wear a frown When you're working your fingers to the bone So listen close to me; Here's my recipe It's easy, you can do it on your own ...read more

I texted you on a monday But you did not get my text till Tuesday Because of a network problem I texted you on a Wednesday But did not know that you'd called Because your...read more

Man strecht die linke Arm ein Die linke Arm aus Ein, Aus, Ein, Aus, Man schwenchtes alles um Man macht das Hokey Cokey Und man drecht sich herum Das ist die ganze Sache Ja,...read more