Toronto Open Mic Lyrics & Chords By Patton Oswalt

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more

I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. ...read more

Comedy is fun but I really, I really want to be a firefighter I want to be a firefighter so I can drive the fire SUV Cause I don't know what the fire SUV does when they get to the...read more

I had this weird dream man. And yanno how you like have a nightmare and it's so intense, even your leg tries to wake you up. Your leg's like, "GET UP!" Your leg kicks awake....read more