Armed Abortion Clinic Lyrics & Chords By Holtzclaw

I wanted a record deal but I was too rude I tried approaching companies but they did not approve Until I met this one guy, a corrupt A&R man He said "Kunt, I will sign you but you...read more

A shotgun made it wield Sheep grazing in a field They pointed the gun at his head And made him take a sheep to bed This was quite absurd He'd never had a bird His screaming...read more

Carol's really beautiful and very good at sums I'd like to put my willy in her nuni or her bum She always gets the number's right, she's got me into maths I'll...read more

Well, I was seeing this girl, it was going OK But while shopping in Tescos I noticed one day She was having a scratch of her snatch She looked in discomfort with her itchy old...read more

I bought a book with Carol Vorderman on the front 'Cause I thought they'd be some pictures of her hairy cunt But instead it was full of detox recipes With celery, lentils and...read more