Toy Trains And Candy Canes Lyrics & Chords By Merkel & The Merkelettes

Iiiii-if yore happy hand((and)) yore eyes are always daaa-rye((dry)), Don't you know that it'sss the thththing-k to sob and sigh? Sss-singers do it, carr-rowds do it, Even little...read more

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Angry husband: Rigging up the lights And...read more

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all you do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be...read more

Honey you're a sweet thing, and you look so fine All I ever wanted is to make you mine Chorus: Give me a clue Tell me what I need to do to get lucky with you Boy I...read more

Jolly old Saint Nicholas Lean your ear this way Don't you tell a single soul What I'm going to say Christmas Eve is coming soon Now, you dear old man Whisper what you'll...read more