Trapped In A Hot Pockets Commercial Lyrics & Chords By Toby Turner & Tobuscus

One PM he's still in bed
Hearing singing in his head.
Look at the clock he's late for
a job he'll lose soon at this rate.
trip on the sheets hit the floor start crawling,
Look at the phone your boss is calling.
(Who is That?)
Go the kitchen to get snack in the cab-a-net
But there is just plates,
Thats where he keeps the plates he knows that.
(DUDE! Shut up!)
Open up the freezer to get some snackages,
Two hot pocket sandwich packages.
(What is this a hotpocket comercial?)
(Why is the music so disproportionately epic?)
There's a force on freezer untill he reads the lable,
Then he can grab the box and go to the table.
(DUDE! I gotta go to work NOW!)
There's always time for reading when it leads to eating.
(Limited edition Cuben style and spicy beef nacho.)
SING IT!
(No.)
SING!
( Limited edition Cuben style and spicy beef nacho!)
(How'd you make me do that?)
Phone rings your boss calling,
Decline boss then sing ingredients.
( Roasted pork, hickory ham, Mmm Mmm)
(Pickle swiss cheese I am.)
(Add a lot of words I never heard.)
(I never heard of bechamel sauce, but I'm sure it's great.)
IT IS GREAT!
(I figured!)
Now sing the spicy beef one,
And sond like me this time!
Spicy beef and the cheese of the nacho
sauce and a touch of the jalapeno.
(Okay, can I cook these now?)
I've already cooked one, it's okay you're welcome!
(You already - you cooked em?)
(Ah, thanks.)
Eat it now!
(I was walking, I was gonna sit down myself.)
(Just let me eat at my own pace.)
(Okay)
Limited Edition soon you'll be wishing
they'd be here forever.
Now sing about the flavor.
(I can't, my mouth is full)
Now!
(Did you just make me swallow?)
(The beef is beefy, the spice is spicy,
The jalapeno compliments the onions nicely!)
Now sing about the other one.
(Dude I gotta go!)
(Cuban Style makes me smile.
too bad it'll be gone in a while.
I'm going to the store to hoard up a pile.)
(Okay, are we done now? I'm losing my voice, I'm gonna lose my job. Hello. Hello!)
(Oh no.)
Hey, um, um, I'm really sorry I'm late, uh, it's never gonna happen again.
Toby! Toby! You don't have a job. You make YouTube videos.
Oh yeah. Ah ha ha ha ha - I forgot. I don't have a job.
Yup, yup, that's right. Listen! Are you gonna do Hot Pockets or what?
I don't know. They wanna sing that whole HOT POCKETS jingle at the end!
I love that jingle.
Maybe I'll do one of those trapped in a ad videos.
Whatever you decide, call me first so we can clear it all legal.
I'm -