Turd Sandwich Lyrics & Chords By Paul Allen's Demise

I got a brand new dance that I want you all to learn 1, 2, 3, 4 Alpine skiing It's something I'm into But you might not do it The way I do It takes three people To do it...read more

Feel like I landed on another planet Of clones with gym tits as hard as granite Body fascists rule this land Where can I find a flat-chested man? Feel out place and so alone ...read more

I knew when i first met him That i never would forget him To find a beauty such as he in my bed was rare To sleep with him i was excited but later i was less delighted When i...read more

I'm going to my house & looking for a fat girl. Looking for a fat girl. I'm gonna go straight home and look for a fat girl, I think I saw one upstairs. I couldn't go to sleep, I...read more

If you're looking for somewhere to go Can take you to the movie show We can sit way in the back And I'll Jack U Off Can't give you everything you want But I can take you to...read more