Two Tickets And A Room Lyrics & Chords By Walking Papers

By the time they touchdown
They've already had a few
Cause when you're on vacation
I guess that just what people do
They checked into a room
They may had a couple more
And they made love above the blankets
Against the wall and on the floor
Two tickets and a room
Two tickets
They laid by the pool
To take in the sun
-they flight down the waitress
-said they like to have another one
She turned into someone else
Someone he didn't know before
She left her puss by the register
At the liquor store
She showed him her teeth
The scenario was classic
She broke a heel and walk barefoot
Directly into the oncoming traffic
She could hardly speak
She had no idea where she was going
She tore her dress peeing in the bushes
Now half her ass was showing
Two tickets and a room
Two tickets
She told him it was over
-- in all directions
He saved her life more than once
At several intersections
When the police arrived
They had no interest in what he had to say
He found himself in handcufs
Watching her walk away
Two tickets and a room
Two tickets
Two tickets and a room
Two tickets
Two tickets and a room
Two tickets and a room
Two tickets and a room
Two tickets and a room
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