Urban Myth 00 33 Lyrics & Chords By Louis C.k.

Get home late from work tonight Baby, my body's achin'. Can't stop thinkin' 'bout you and me And the love that we'll be makin'. So I chill the champagne Light a candle or...read more

How y'all doing there, folks? My name is Aberdeen Washington And I'm a proud American and a terrorist fighter That's right Hey get me another beer bitch Now when the...read more

My puss, the gates of heaven Your puss, closed seven eleven My puss, spouting genius rhymes Your puss, gets help from the march of dimes My puss, is hot and ready to please Your...read more

I've been having a bad, bad day Come on won't you put that pad away I'm asking you please no It isn't right, it isn't fair There was no parking anywere I think that hydrant...read more

I figured, since I wrote a song about, you know, God and Jesus and all that, I would have to give the opposition equal time. (menacing voice) Ever since first man has walked this...read more