Was Richard Ii Mad? Lyrics & Chords By Terry Jones

Put your arms around me baby, Can't you see I need you so? Hold me close against your skin, I'm about to begin Lovin' you. Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium...read more

This song here is by far the sexiest of all the songs that I've done tonight. I am telling you that as a warning. All those who have a low threshold of sex, you had better leave...read more

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous You Don't Love Me Anymore We've been together for so long But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems you don't want me...read more

Dashing through the sand With a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan For Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, But not through checkpoint B. That's when I...read more

I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go wrong did go wrong So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song I've had an absolute cunt of a day It started...read more