Were The Has Beens Lyrics & Chords By Spitting Image

I know I'm not the the only one Who wants to know more about Harry's sons. I really do think there's an Unwritten story And I think it's time to put Fingers to...read more

Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share He fumbled 'round until he could no longer...read more

Have you ever watched the sun go down? And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round Have you ever been high as fuck? You're in the bathroom mirror talking to...read more

The first time I saw you Was the day that I hit puberty; You played a beautiful girl, Shunned by society. It wasn't your fault; You just smoked one laced doobie. That after...read more

What do you do in the middle of the night When it's dead, dead quiet and your Mum's asleep And your Dad's asleep and the door is shut And the light is out and the room...read more