Whale Oil Beef Hooked Lyrics & Chords By The Beat Farmers

I came precisely in time to miss out
On the slicing of the pie
Social security, man that's a beauty
What will youou be feeding me
When I turn 70
Today is my birthday and Dad called to congratulate
And to rub into my face how rich he was at half my age
Each day takes all I've got
To see it through and not wig-out at the end
Strikin' out at friends
As if I had a reason
Today is my birthday, me and Pa are gonna celebrate
Where the info highway meets the lifeless sea, I accelerate
We both know as futures go mine was 'jes too late
I've still got my receipts
The Nike-nineties
Ain't how it's 'sposed ta be
Back in the '70s
The mounting momentum
Had 'em on the run
Bumper stickers in the sun
McGovern/Eagleton
I really did believe