White Rice Lyrics & Chords By Captain Hotknives

New face in the pub on a Friday night. "You alright?" I asked where she worked, she said, "Iawok dahn sayan" She were feeling "kanna closhy" She were of t'"Neddie" I think...read more

Roo Dog the wet nose cross breed Ugliest dog I've seen And if you ever saw him Bet ya half a carton yood agree He got the limp in a trap as a puppy dog Lost his eye when he...read more

You need a little patience When you’re trying to examine a child It’s a source of such frustration When you need him to keep still for a while They fiddle They gurgle They...read more

I'll put the oven on, cook some vol au vents, filo parcels with cranberry. Have a chipolata, taramasalata, fourteen thousand calories Every single flavour of Pringle - can you...read more

Ten pints of Boddies and a barley wine, We've got to make the Bear's Head before closing time. We're the Macc Lads, we were born in a pub, We like us ale and we like us...read more