Whittle Out A Whistle Lyrics & Chords By Spike Jones

We did it all. We did it all. We did whatever we could get our hands on back in the seventies. We did fucking handfuls of mushrooms, pills, ludes, coke, whatever it was, we just...read more

I like holding hands, When it's with you. That's what makes our world go round, And round, and round, and round, When I'm around you. You like to be kissed, And I do...read more

This song here is by far the sexiest of all the songs that I've done tonight. I am telling you that as a warning. All those who have a low threshold of sex, you had better leave...read more

Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share He fumbled 'round until he could no longer...read more

Oh, the sand keeps fallin' through the hourglass And there's no way you're gonna slow it down You say we gotta treasure each moment Who knows how long we're gonna be...read more