William Shakespeare And The Quills Lyrics & Chords By Horrible Histories

I texted you on a monday But you did not get my text till Tuesday Because of a network problem I texted you on a Wednesday But did not know that you'd called Because your...read more

Oh eye I know broadbands cheap but you're cheaper Listen to this You were up all night on t'internet downloading naughty films but theres one vital thing you didn't do A...read more

THE HAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TOO BIG Mel Blanc The hat I got for Christmas is too big It's nice, but my sombrero is too big Is it raining, is it snowing, I can't see where...read more

He's climbin' in your windows He's snatchin' your people up Tryna rape 'em so y'all need to Hide your kids, hide your wife Hide your kids, hide your wife Hide your kids, hide...read more

At home sitting in my favorite nook My girl's trying to get me Eat some dinner she cooked I'm reading a book, girl I'm reading a book Don't you ever interrupt me ...read more