Wingdings Lyrics & Chords By Butt Simpson

I'm so glad that I don't have a mortgage. If I did, I would be so poor right now. I'm so glad that I don't have a hire purchase. If I did, I would be so poor right now....read more

Thank you, my Hebrew wife, for burying me right when I died two and a half thousand years ago. You dug so hard, sweating out your grief, that your two young labourers felt guilty and...read more

My name is international. My favourite colour is grey. Give me a name and a passport number. Give me a national song and a folk dance. My favourite colour is grey. To me the...read more

Feathering the nest is better than sex, it's better than poverty, better than lunacy. Feathering the nest is what birds do, we should listen to the birds when they say feathering...read more

Waxing down my electric sex chair... (...) Asked ... Are you the pool boy? ... "This ain't a pharmacy!"...read more