You Kicked My Dog Lyrics & Chords By Comedy

I'm sick of working this gasoline station Pumping gas total frustration Fillin' tanks with oil and water Soakin' up grease like a fool ink blotter But I ain't...read more

It was April the forty-first Being a quadruple leap year I was driving in downtown Atlantis My barracuda was in the shop So I was in a rented stingray And it was overheating So...read more

Hey Santa claus you cunt! Where's me fucking bike? I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like. I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice ...read more

(Triumph) All right. How many of you remember a show called...The TV Funhouse? Well, we've got a surprise, for those of you who give a shit....read more

I gotta get a Greenstein or a Rosenblatt of my very own. Nothing else has worked so far, so I'll wish upon a star, Wondrous dancing speck of light, I need a Jew... ...read more