Your Unfunny Joke Lyrics & Chords By Neon Thrills

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It seems that you've left your whole life in a mess
And betrayed the new star of your dreams
As harsh as that seems, a whole legion of teens
Is waiting to knock down your door
So be brave in the face, and you'll learn to replace
All the flaws that you never cared for
It's easy to ignore it
While I'm bleeding, you ignore it
The true son of man has a St. Tropez tan
And he's surfing on your radio
Well, I had a plan, it just got up and ran
Out with the old troubadours
The line for the door is too long to ignore
Don't worry, your secret's still safe
Your unfunny joke is still making me choke
It's tasting like cold, bloody wine
You're welcome to stay, but the F train is taking me home
The last time I wrote you a song
You just laughed and went home
I'm just saying
I'm just saying