Youre A Bastard Lyrics & Chords By The Shirehorses

It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor We pulled and you came back to...read more

I've been going t'same pub fer twenty year, It were half a crown then fer buy me beer, But they closed it down fer redecorate, They said we'll knock a wall down, Change bar...read more

When he finally got a snog, he left a spider in his gob, and she ran off with a squeal. He found a Dogs*** in the street, she wondered where he'd put it, then she found it in her...read more

KUNT: I like having it off with young ladies LITTLE KUNT: I like it when they're old KUNT: You like pussies that are really hairy LITTLE KUNT: And you like it when they're...read more

New face in the pub on a Friday night. "You alright?" I asked where she worked, she said, "Iawok dahn sayan" She were feeling "kanna closhy" She were of t'"Neddie" I think...read more