Pardon? Indecipherable Boys Lyrics & Chords By The Shirehorses

He's harder than nails, tougher than bricks, (Weighs nine stones with muscles in his s***), Karate king, kung-fu master, (Shaves with a plane, he's a f***ing hard bastard), ...read more

Deidre were the name of my first wife And she really were the true love of my life But she ran off with me best mate Jim and I really do miss him 'cos we used go crown green...read more

There's Aspirin, Adrenaline and also Aminophylline Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin and Rifampicin Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin and Warfarin And Oestrogen, Progestagen and...read more

I must be going soft, or I'm turning paranoid, Its been over a week since I went out with the boys I've not been down the football, I've missed two stoppy-backs I...read more

KUNT: I like having it off with young ladies LITTLE KUNT: I like it when they're old KUNT: You like pussies that are really hairy LITTLE KUNT: And you like it when they're...read more