Zooey Deschanel Lyrics & Chords By The Passionate & Objective Jokerfan

He's on the cover of magazines He's never shaved his face completely clean Women think he's the king and they wanna be his queen He breaks a whole lot of hearts When he...read more

Oh, oh-oh-oh oh oh oh oh Oh-oh She's so darn beautiful She has a place in my heart That's why I find it hard to believe That Kristen Stewart ever farts How could...read more

Before he sings his songs, he sings his name For everybody in the world to hear And I bet he does the same Before lettin' some poop fall out of his rear He says, "Jason...read more

Back in the day, I used to be afraid of Osama bin Laden and the rest of Al-Qaeda But then I thought about how they gotta eat and drink Just like you and me Which means every day...read more

She's so pretty and she's so great Acting in movies singing songs by Tom Waits She is the woman of so many men's dreams Sometimes she releases stinky steam (Oh where,...read more