8000 Miles Away Lyrics & Chords By Jegsy Dodd & The Sons Of Harry Cross

Well, in this life there's a couple of certs, One is death and the other's a nurse, Well Lucy's old and they say she's passed it, But I gave her one and her tits were that big, ...read more

She was the perfect woman, She was my kind of a bird, 'Cos she stayed in the kitchen and she never said a word. She had real big tits and a lovely slappable arse, But now she's...read more

Last night she said to me Her words were ice "Once upon a time We could have counted for something ....Remember?" I begged "Stop!" But the taunts kept up...read more

Working at the dentist, Community service, Trying to fix the lighting, And undercoat the door. She ran down the road, Her teeshirt was bouncing, Looked like two rabbits...read more

Close your legs love, your meat smells. But it keeps the flies off me chips. I took the crack to the flicks just the other night, We were groating on the barrow, everything were...read more