Nightmare At Normans Lyrics & Chords By Jegsy Dodd & The Sons Of Harry Cross

Packing up the PA at the end of the night, Everybody's knackered and they're covered in s***e, We've played to Southern poofters, Jocks and Druids, And showered each...read more

The big fat chud wobbled home one night, Singing: 'Woah, Maccy Maccy' After twenty eight pints. Has a bit of trouble getting the key in the door, His belly dragged him...read more

Sitting on the bog in foreign parts, looking round for anything to wipe my arse, There's a second hand curry splattered round the rim, And red and black scrapings from an...read more

Every man must have his castle And feel a hand caress his nape Yes, everybody needs a good friend To give their secrets to. I too am no exception I too need to be loved ...read more

I walked into the Nag's Head for to sustinate me belly, There was a fit crack in the corner but I knew her cunt was smelly, She smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy...read more