A Book At Bedtime Lyrics & Chords By Michael Palin

I met you in biology in high school You told me after college we'd be wed You were my favorite lab partner Till you ran off with that brilliant young pre-med My pain would...read more

This song here is by far the sexiest of all the songs that I've done tonight. I am telling you that as a warning. All those who have a low threshold of sex, you had better leave...read more

Dashing through the sand With a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan For Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, But not through checkpoint B. That's when I...read more

I've got a pal, a regular out an' outer. She's a dear old gal, an' I'll tell you all about 'er; It's many years since fust we met, Her hair was then as...read more

(Introduction, only on live album „An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer“, spoken:) I am reminded at this point of a fellow I used to know whose name was Henry, only to give you an...read more