A Complaint Lyrics & Chords By Billy Connolly

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more

Beatles Box Set Slow Down (williams) Well, come on pretty baby, won't you walk with me? Come on, pretty baby, won't you talk with me? Come on pretty baby, give me one more...read more

Where the fuck are my car keys? They were right here in my hand. I had 'em just a second ago Did I leave them in the kitchen? Or underneath the cushins of the couch? I...read more

Had to use a public restroom today... ugh. Isn't that the worst when you have to? Godamnit... you j walk in, right. Here's the first thing, I don't care. ...read more

I think about having kids. I'd love to have some kids. I've been thinking about kids. I wanna have like 19 kids. I think naming them, that's gonna be fun. Whatever the names you...read more