Parties Lyrics & Chords By Billy Connolly

Had to use a public restroom today... ugh. Isn't that the worst when you have to? Godamnit... you j walk in, right. Here's the first thing, I don't care. ...read more

Dear Diary Today was a good day Papa and I picked wild flowers Mama joined and we lay in the sunshine Then we sang and danced for hours I know tomorrow will be even better ...read more

Where the fuck are my car keys? They were right here in my hand. I had 'em just a second ago Did I leave them in the kitchen? Or underneath the cushins of the couch? I...read more

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me, about you About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests About that special...read more

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more