Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me Lyrics & Chords By Billy Crystal

I'll tell you a tale of the bottomless blue And it's hey to the starboard, heave ho Look out, lad, a mermaid be waiting for you In mysterious fathoms below Fathoms below,...read more

Is he gone? Oh, can you imagine? He asked me to marry him Me, the wife of that boorish, brainless Madame Gaston, can't you just see it? Madame Gaston, his little wife, ugh ...read more

A naoidhean bhig, duinn mo ghuth Mise ri d' thaobh, O mhaighdean bhan Ar righinn oig, fas as faic Do thir, dileas fhein A ghrian a's a ghealaich, stuir sinn Gu uair ar cliu s...read more

The Wonderful thing about Tiggers is Tiggers are wonderful things tops are made out of rubber their bottoms are made out of springs Their bouncey, trouncey, ouncey, pouncey ...read more

Some girl's banging on my door the other day at four o'clock in the morning. I was like, "What in the world?" You know? So I got up and let her out. Tell you what, I was madder than...read more