The Juice A La Seuss Lyrics & Chords By John Forster

I got a call from my old writing partner from college, Jeff, and, you know, we're kinda drinking and talking on the phone, and he goes, "You know, I bet you that I can name a subject...read more

(Introduction, only on live album „An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer“, spoken:) I'd like to take you now on wings of song as it were, and try and help you forget, perhaps, for...read more

Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail Vegtables live in oppression, served on our tables...read more

When I was a boy of 10, I had a very best friend Ed was kind, with good intent But just a little different Oh, special Ed Mama dropped him on his head Now he's not so bright...read more

(Introduction, only on live album „Tom Lehrer revisited“, spoken:) Almost every day during the hunting season you see at least one item in the newspapers about somebody who has...read more