A One Hundred Fourteen Year Old Attributes Longevity To Random Chance Lyrics & Chords By Onion Radio News

He lives down by the furnace, janitor, janitor, and he makes the young kids nervous, janitor, janitor, he tells everybody to call him Tony, but he smells like oil and his ass...read more

"I guess I'm gonna have to start jamming mobile, is that what you're tryin' to tell me?" "You think I should start jamming you guys" All right, people, it's...read more

(by Tom Snyder) B, double E, double R, U, N Beer run B, double E, double R, U, N Beer run All we need is a ten and a fiver A car and a key and a sober driver B, double E,...read more

Wind blowing hard, KOMPRESSOR green-card Out of hand and into front yard Pick up from lawn, come cruising for gun (?) Keep wallet in pocket if wind is strong April shower...read more

Hey! Hey you know here I am I'm here now Here I am, I'm standing I'm right here Here I am, on my legs I'm standing, standing here Under me there is a place And I'm...read more