Ad Music Lyrics & Chords By Mitchell & Webb

Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots to buy Lilets It happens every 28 days When she's in her Luteal phase All she does in moan and nag You go five days...read more

We've got to stop the destruction of the planet. Yeah. We want trees, not factories. Hehehe. Yeah, think about it. Otherwise, the creatures of this earth will rise up and take what...read more

Oh I’ll never forget how we met, Dear On that specialist site on the net, Dear Where you taught me the uses Of handcuffs and nooses We danced to the masochism tango! Oh you...read more

You're bored, it's Sunday, 6.15, There's nothing else on the TV Check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow, Looking at old stuff, seeing if it's worth dough Fiona Bruce...read more

I've always been a peaceful man Spread joy and harmony wherever I can Wars of words the only ones I have ever fought I'm just not used to having these violent thoughts ...read more