Amalgamated Man Lyrics & Chords By Brian Williams

I never seem to finish all my food I always get a doggie bag from the waiter So I just keep what's still un-chewed And I take it home, save it for later But then I deal with...read more

I sued Taco Bell... 'cause I ate half a million chalupas, and I got fat I sued Panasonic... they never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat ...read more

Put down your remote control Throw out your TV Guide Put away your jacket There's no need to go outside Don't you know that we control the horizontal We control the vertical,...read more

One time I was in the checkout line Behind Steven Seagal Once I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill Was in the very next bathroom stall My best friend's brother Well, he was an...read more

Let me tell you, sonny... let me set you straight You kids today ain't never had it rough Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate...read more