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Appleton Lyrics & Chords By T.j. Miller

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Appleton

Longitude 44 degrees, latitude 088 degrees.
North of Wisco, let's do this thing..

Apples to oranges, there's no way to compare
When I tell 'em the dopest city in Wisconson they all stare

Named after Samuel Appleton
Founded two years after 1851
72'000 is the population
Only .99% African American

It's Green Bay (with class)
Milwaukee (with no fat-ass)
Madison (that's a girl's name)
I don't know any other cities (should've researched it)

Hydroelectricity is what we're about
You can find me chilling out at the Hearthstone House
When the other cities step, you know they get served
A day trip to Bubolz Nature Preserve (badgers!)

Appleton

Believe it

Intersection of 41 and 10th
You're at the capital of pussy in (Wisonsin)

Riding down that highway, 441
My sausage makes a Polish connection
Smoke marijuana with mayor Hanna
We'll see crazy like that pro lifer outside Anduzzi's

Birthplace of famed magician, Houdini
Escape artistry, though I'd never want to leave
It's the one city I'd have a daughter or a son in
You think I'd raise a kid in Sheboygan? (fuck no)

Dropping rhymes like an Apple-ton of bricks
Other cities can suck a big bag of dicks (except Denver)
Disco in Wisco, Packers always winners
Cheese curds, I eat them breakfast, lunch and dinner

Appleton

I said FRV, Fox River Valley, shit
Shout out to all the high schools in Appleton East
North, West Senior High School, and Fox Valley Lutheran High School
It's like the worst of the four, or five
Appleton, Wisconsin... Believe it!

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