Little Miss Party Animal Lyrics & Chords By T.j. Miller
What up, y'all!
Little mi, money sign, money sign, party animal
AKA, money sign hitface
Let's get it started y'all, 1998
J-Snuggle, hit the booth, give me some percu$$ion.
Replace all the S's motherfucker
It's 2:00pm, bitch, time to smoke us some weed
Go to see a movie, get paranoid and leave
There were too many people, we couldn't pay attention
And the THC makes for poor memory retention
Walk up to the bar and everything is free
'Cause I already gave them my credit card and ID
It's like Little Jon said, "Shots, shots, shots, shots!"
When I'm outisde vomitting they call the "Cops, cops, cops, cops!"
The club let us right in, after about an hour
I'm sweating from withdrawal, don't need to take a shower
(We, we) pill poppin', on that ecstasy
I'm chewing on my cheek so much I'm bleeding profusely
All that matters is the here, now, now, now
There's nothing else, just the now, now, now, now
Forget about your vocal health and let me hear you shout
"Hey-o!" Tomorrow we'll be crying on the couch
Time for vikes and percocets, let's get it going fool
Hopefully tomorrow there's no blood in my stool
I take all the pills you got, come on and gimme, gimme
This lifestyle rocks, like the stones in my kidney
Drink all night, wake up late for work
By night, I'm a baller; by day, a patent office clerk
I'm getting drug tested, boss can tell that I'm bluffin'
High levels of heroin? Nah, that's a poppy seed muffin
Acid and 'x,' the full-court press
In three days, we'll be super depressed
I eat magic mushrooms, then I go ahead and puke
The last four times I freaked out..
You know honestly I think that was probably a fluke
All that matters is the here, now, now, now
There's nothing else, just the now, now, now, now
Forget about your vocal health and let me hear you shout
"Hey-o!" Tomorrow we'll be crying on the couch
Score a little coke, start talking real fast
I'm telling you man, my whole life, like my entire life
Was changed from that one highschool class
Cocaine wakes us up, 'cause we're tired from being smashed
Got an erection at the Waffle House but I know it won't last
Got that coke drip dripping down the back of my throat
80 degrees outside but I'm wearing a coat
Cop pulls us over, we smell like marijuana
Nah, officer, it's incense, believe what you wanna
We're honoring almighty Krishna and-
Okay I'm on parole, we'll stop.
Did somebody say D.J. Stop 'N' Talk?
Oh sorry, I thought- I guess that was a different song.
Oh, okay fine, I know when I'm not needed,
I can take a hint when it's told to me directly.
All that matters is the here, now, now, now
There's nothing else, just the now, now, now, now
Forget about your vocal health and let me hear you shout
"Hey-o!" Tomorrow we'll be crying on the couch
All that matters is the here, now, now, now
There's nothing else, just the now, now, now, now
Forget about your vocal health and let me hear you shout
"Hey-o!" Tomorrow we'll be crying on the couch
(on the couch)
All that matters is the here, now, now, now
There's nothing else, just the now, now, now, now
Forget about your vocal health and let me hear you shout
"Hey-o!" Tomorrow we'll be crying on the couch
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