Spon Lyrics & Chords By The Goons

I've got a pal, a regular out an' outer. She's a dear old gal, an' I'll tell you all about 'er; It's many years since fust we met, Her hair was then as...read more

I always get really irritated when you go out to eat, and stuff, you know. I took this girl out to eat a while back, we had a nice place. I rolled the window up and the tray fell off,...read more

I came down to the breakfast table Felt like I could die Tried so hard, but wasn't able To look you in the eye For I am feeling so much shame Yes I have brought disgrace ...read more

They came down from Meekatharra In a burned-out blue FJ That farted and just shit itself in Jutland Parade Right next door to Bondy's When the smoke had cleared a voice said: ...read more

Spoken in the style of Laurence Olivier's interpretation of Richard III: It's been a hard day's night And I've been working like a dog It's been a hard...read more