Bad Ass Massage Lyrics & Chords By The Jerky Boys

I need a Vegematic! I need a Pocket Fisherman! I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell! (Operators are standing by. How does...read more

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less At the checkout counter at the local grocery store I was only passin' by But a paper caught my eye And I learned...read more

i like hotels... hotels are fun, beds are more fun though...read more

Ooooooooooooooo Oh what delight to be given the right To be care-free and gay once again Oooooooooooooo No longer slinking, respectfully drinking Like civilized ladies and...read more

Counting sheep When you're trying to sleep, Being fair When there's something to share, Being neat When you're folding a sheet, That's mathematics! When a ball Bounces...read more