Barney's On Fire Lyrics & Chords By "weird Al" Yankovic

My life is so successful I got everything a man could ever need Got a thousand dollar haircut And I even have talkshow on TV And I know I should be happy But instead ...read more

Life is like an ocean voyage and our bodies are the ships And without a moral compass we would all be cast adrift So to keep us on our bearings, the Lord gave us a gift And like...read more

When I was a boy of 10, I had a very best friend Ed was kind, with good intent But just a little different Oh, special Ed Mama dropped him on his head Now he's not so bright...read more

Yo it's 2004 and all you candy asses thinkin ya'll real pussies ya'll ain't seen shit yet eh yo man let em know Oh yeah, guess who's back it's the mother...read more

Dog goes woof, cat go meow. Bird goes tweet, and mouse goes squeek. Cow goes moo. Frog goes croak, and the elephant goes toot. Ducks go quack and fish go blub, and the seal...read more