Bathroom Magic Lyrics & Chords By Roy D. Mercer

You ever go to a drive-in movie, start drinking, get drunk, pass out in your car, and the next morning you're part of flea market? Then you feel bad, you ain't got nothing to sell up...read more

Rumors emanating from the North to all the Poles
Outsiders speculating
Who's designing Santa's clothes
He's the newest face in Christmas And soon the world will...read more

I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus The woman in line behind me says "hey is that Santa Claus up there"? I said "no ma'm, it's a Kenny Rodgers stunt...read more

Richard Fagan-Chris Clark At the Christmas pot luck dinner At the Holy Roller Hall They don't allow no drinkin Of any alch-ee-hol So my Aunt Hazel makes a juice Without...read more

Well me and Bobby Ray was goin down to a pickup joint just outside of town, You know a metting market, where you pick up chicks Well knowing Bobby Ray as i do, He'll be goin...read more