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Best You’ll Do Tonight Lyrics & Chords By Rodney Carrington

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[Vers 1]
When you came in this bar tonight, heads began to turn
One by one the men walked up, everyone got burned
You required to flirt in your mini-skirt, and brought the boys down to their knees
But you waited to long to pick one out, now it's just you and me

[Chorus]
I may not be a millionare and I ain't no movie-star
But you played "hard to get" to long and the good one's left the bar
I know you had intentions of going home with "mr.right", but it's last call for alcohol and I'm the best you'll do tonight

[Vers 2]
Hey, we can leave in separate cars and no one has to know
I hope you don't live to far from here, my gastank's running low
But if all goes well and I close the deal and your looking for a date next week
You can come on back to the same old bar and i'll be sittin' in the same old seat

[Chorus]
I may not be a millionare and I ain't no movie-star
But you played "hard to get" to long and the good one's left the bar I know you had intentions of going home with "mr.right", but it's last call for alcohol and I'm the best you'll do tonight

[Bridge]
I know I ain't that handsome and I drive a "beat-up" truck, I also know we better go before you sober up

[Chorus]
I may not be a millionare and I ain't no movie-star
But you played "hard to get" to long and the good one's left the bar I know you had intentions of going home with "mr.right", but it's last call for alcohol and I'm the best you'll do tonight

Best you'll do tonight

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