Your Baby Lyrics & Chords By Amateur Transplants

Your baby's got a flattened nose
A widened gap between its toes
It's smaller than it's supposed to be
The scan shows your baby's got an imperforate rectum
And there's a big hole in his atrial septum
He's got the signs of left heart failure
And quite abnormal genitalia
I'll print out the scan so you can see
There's something quite wrong with your baby
Your baby's got trisomy

He'll have abnormal motor function
Thanks to meiotic non-dysjunction
You shouldn't have kids at fifty-three
He'll have sever mental retardation
How would you feel about a termination
I doubt he'll live past ten years old
Check out his epicanthic folds
And his single palmar crease
A bit of a mo0ng your baby
Your baby's got trisom...
It's what he'll die from
Your baby's got trisomy