Candidate Rhapsody Lyrics & Chords By Capitol Steps

It's been five years since we had a raise in pay And they disallowed my business lunches today Somebody must have changed the rules of the game So we've found a convenient...read more

"Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn't ask, for her permission I'm wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear. In the store, there's a...read more

Oh there’s food for the homeless on the holidays Cause no matter how filthy or uncombed If you’re down on your luck you can really graze For the holidays we throw those bums a...read more

What kind of poet am I I couldn't stop you crying I just didn't have the words What kind of fool am I To let you walk away Back to your corner of the world I know that...read more

Empty page lies on the table clear my mind again Reach through the ether On the edge of nothing For something new to say Will the words reflect you As you might expect them to ...read more