Carlin On Campus Lyrics & Chords By Comedy

I gotta get a Greenstein or a Rosenblatt of my very own. Nothing else has worked so far, so I'll wish upon a star, Wondrous dancing speck of light, I need a Jew... ...read more

I love to dance with Peg Leg Sue She got one, I got two I told her to save a dance for me My boogie woogie amputee We're gonna hop swing and jump I shake my hips, she shakes...read more

I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus The woman in line behind me says "hey is that Santa Claus up there"? I said "no ma'm, it's a Kenny Rodgers stunt...read more

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight Gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right. Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night. ...read more

You know.. Dogs aren't clever they eat their own dung they whine like babies and sweat through their tongue The big ones are stupid the small are high strung but cats...read more