Coast-to-coast Emergency Lyrics & Chords By George Carlin

Raise your glasses Think of the times we've had Wash down your pride Think of all the things We should have said We should have said Why does it have to end that way? ...read more

I dated Siamese twins I slept with Bigfoot, too Get me on Sally Jesse Put me on Donahue 'Cause I wanna tell the world about it Right now My dog's a narcoleptic My...read more

Seit einer Weile ist es schon so weit, dass die Leute nicht mehr nach meinem Alter fragen. Doch nutzen sie jede Gelegenheit, um mich subtil mit gutgemeinten Tips zu plagen: ...read more

Uh, before we get started in this You know this thing right here To my main man Chilly Mac Before we get started in here I'd like to tell the world that my partner is here ...read more