Baby Slings Lyrics & Chords By George Carlin

Let me tell you, sonny... let me set you straight You kids today ain't never had it rough Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate...read more

(Introduction, spoken:) One of the big news items of the past year concerned the fact that China, which we call Red China, exploded a nuclear bomb, which we called a device. Then...read more

ants in the dark dance in the park crawling, creeping in the mud down under the hands of god serving all the mothers thirst bleeding from the mothers birth we await the...read more

Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Tim Herlihy, and Steve Koren Russel: [Shouting] "Come on Robert! Pitch it in there, baby! We're behind you here in right field! One down!...read more

So now we talk about destruction 'Bout the way that we might go I've seen the headlines in the papers The truth is more than we should know Somebody wake me from this...read more